Showing posts from 2009

That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

Striding Cloud and Whispering Wind

Weekly Twitter Update - 27 Dec 2009

Sometimes, you just have to get away with the girls.

Long Weekend Cooking Marathon Part 3

Long Weekend Cooking Marathon Part 2

Long Weekend Cooking Marathon Part 1

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Memories, like the corners of my mind

A kiss is still a kiss

Weekly Twitter Update - 20 Dec 2009

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Weekly Twitter Update - 13 Dec 2009

Les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Once a Wildcat, Always a Wildcat!

It's my birthday, can I ask for something? Kiss me.

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.

Allow me to bitch for a moment, please.

Depression is the inability to construct a future.

A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

Perdana Discourse Series 10

What are you staring at? Go polish something.

Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist.

Hey, I woke up in a five-star floor coffin just like you, pal.

I find lentils completely incomprehensible.

The average person lies 3 times for every 10 minutes of conversation.

Oh, a honk instead of a knock. Did someone order a townie?

There are 3 flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

Mostly you want him asking, "How do I make this stop?"

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

They're called breasts, and yes, they are exceptional.


Selamat Hari Raya

No human thing is of serious importance.

That '70s Show

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Don't these bitches know that I'm way better than them?

Look who’s getting all paternal.

There’s no law that says I can’t cook in my own house.

Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.

A Tale of Four Kitties

This one seems to bring out bizarrely strong reactions in our kind.

Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult.

When they say every flavor, they mean every flavour!

Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Highly Suspect

One does not need to have cancer to analyze its symptoms