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Life is a game in which the player must appear ridiculous.

My timetable has been wantonly disregarded!

And the CAT jumped over the moon...

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Reticulating Splines.

Sometimes I like to vent.

A grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart.

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.

He that shuns trifles must shun the world.

Prince William and Duchess Catherine

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Meet Barry... Black Barry

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon... smart too late.

Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

It sended! Please come back!

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

End of Day 3

Day 2 Update

School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks.

You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?