Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

It is Halloween and since I've chosen this date to mark my very own Lord Voldemort's (aka Mort for short) birthday.... well, today is he's birthday lah. Hehe.

Happy 1st Birthday, Mort! You've come a long way, from being a famous Porn YouTube star (although shortlived, but famous nonetheless) to becoming a father to 5 all black kittens.

Your first birthday gift consist of a two days-one night all expenses paid neutering vacation package from me, yours truly. Muahahaha!

And of course, it comes with lots of special yummy (read: expensive) food to be enjoyed by you and the others for the night before your operation ;)

Long live Mort!