Showing posts from July, 2009

You’re all fools to think you can defy the Volturi


I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart

Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three

Happiness is like perfume - You can't give it away without getting a little on yourself

I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it

A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping

In my dreams, I could be a Princess, and that's what I was

I told 'em to target the orange smoke

Revenge of the fallen

First observations

A handkerchief is a tissue you don't throw away