Showing posts from April, 2010

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

If ballet were easy, they'd call it football.

I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.

When Barbie meets Ken

Movie Night: Clash of The Titans

Stripping Zip - The Unboxing Version

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.