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Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist.

Hey, I woke up in a five-star floor coffin just like you, pal.

I find lentils completely incomprehensible.

The average person lies 3 times for every 10 minutes of conversation.

Oh, a honk instead of a knock. Did someone order a townie?

There are 3 flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

Mostly you want him asking, "How do I make this stop?"

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

They're called breasts, and yes, they are exceptional.