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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
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I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
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If ballet were easy, they'd call it football.
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I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
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