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She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?

Time to say Goodbye.... to 2010

When life gives you scraps, make something with them.

Movie Night: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1

Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.

Ignore her, she can’t focus on two things at once.

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.

You laugh because I’m different… I laugh cause I just farted!

You have 937 messages... all of which are marked "urgent".

Basement Kitteh Fun

Writes injuries in sand, kindnesses in marble.

Oh, I guess silver is like your kryptonite?

I love it how it has never occurred to you that someone might not want to see you every single day.

1 Syawal 1431H

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

We got a crazeeee ex on the loose.

Riddle me this...

I made it through the day. I must have said "I'm fine" 37 times.

I'm not in the mood. Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.

Things We Should Know About

There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control.

The crab that walks too far falls into the pot.

When the student is ready, the master appears.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

One of the things covert operatives have to give up is the idea of a fair fight.

We met and we talked and it was epic.

It helps a little if you think of them as people.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.

The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse.

My Stick Family

I’m a pro at weird.

It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!

My Ballerina Princess in action.

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.

Waka Waka Eh Eh!

In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

Bad day...

Movie Night: Sex and the City 2