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She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?
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When life gives you scraps, make something with them.
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Movie Night: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 1
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Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.
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Ignore her, she can’t focus on two things at once.
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I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
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You laugh because I’m different… I laugh cause I just farted!
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You have 937 messages... all of which are marked "urgent".
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Oh, I guess silver is like your kryptonite?
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I love it how it has never occurred to you that someone might not want to see you every single day.
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.
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My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.
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He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me.
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I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.
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I made it through the day. I must have said "I'm fine" 37 times.
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I'm not in the mood. Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.
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There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control.
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The crab that walks too far falls into the pot.
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When the student is ready, the master appears.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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One of the things covert operatives have to give up is the idea of a fair fight.
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It helps a little if you think of them as people.
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Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
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Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse.
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Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!
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Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.
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You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.
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